Can i slytherin to your chamber of secrets

I was the one who gave Moaning Myrtle her nickname! My house is called the Shrieking Shack for a reason. I'll show you tonight. Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical! I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. Is your name Felix Felicis? Cause you're about to get lucky! I can be anything you want me to be I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night! I want to stick my "Sorcerer's Stone" in your "Chamber of Secrets" and release "The Prisoner of Azkaban" into your "Goblet of Fire" giving the "Order of the Phoenix" making my "Half Blood Prince" rise and give you the "Deathly Hallows" I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!

Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood. Would you like to whomp my willow? Speak Parseltongue to me and I'll let my snake out! You must have given me some Skelegrow, 'cause my bone is really growing right now. Protect your 'wand' from 'hogwarts' when you enter the 'chamber of secrets' I don't have a broom, can I ride yours? I want to stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.

I could make you scream louder than a mandrake! Hermoine, I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone. My vagina is a horcrux, will you destroy it?

Let's have a Tri-Wizard tournament I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

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Are you a basilisk coz a froze at the sight of you 6. Point your wand at girls crotch and say Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone. Speak Parseltongue to me and I'll let my snake out! Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?

Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner? Can I sheath my sword of Gryffindor in your Chamber of Secrets? Even though I am in Gryffindor, every time I see you something in my pants is Slytherin! Forget the train honey, just hop on my platform 9 and 3 quarters You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell. Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion! I can be anything you want me to be I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!

I don't need accio, to make you come! You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on! I could make you scream louder than a mandrake! I am a seeker, are you my golden snitch? I don't have a broom, can I ride yours?

I would take a marauders map just to stare at you all night! Screw Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin, the only house I wanna be in is yours We may not be in professor flitwick's class, but you sure are charming! You must be really good at Transfiguration! Because you've changed my life. Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell?

Because you've made me stiff. Mind if I Weasley my way into your pants? I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one. I don't need aguamenti to make you wet! Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style! I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical! If i were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house! Baby, you don't need defense against my dark arts. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.